the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry
"what does your tattoo mean?"
It means I wanted it so I fucking got it
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me
randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
this is fucking important
when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are