"The nicest people I’ve ever met were covered in tattoos and piercings and the most judgemental people I’ve ever met are the ones that go to church every Sunday."Unknown (via tropicalrainstorm)

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the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

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"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

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there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

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randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

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"Don’t let my action mislead you, I might fuck with you but I don’t need you."(via lilbswifey)

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i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

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okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

this is fucking important

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  • boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
  • boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me
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when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are


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